#1
Student: "Mrs. Euken my bows are broken."
Me: "What???"
Student: "I said my bows are broken."
Me: "What does that mean?" (trying my best not to laugh)
The student held up his shoes and of course, just as he said, his bows were broken ... he could have just asked me to tie his shoes :)
#2
Student: "Mrs. Euken, how do mermaids pee?"
Me thinking: are you kidding me? what I actually said: "I am not sure, why?"
Student: "Because their legs don't come apart"
Me: "You better ask your mom about that!"
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See, the school system NEEDS you, Katie. Because frankly my first thought is "mermaids don't pee BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. And neither does Santa Claus." And that's just mean. So keep up the good work! I'm glad you are a teacher. ;)
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