dear mom,

 

 I did not do that. I also did not rip part of that off and leave little pieces scattered throughout the house. You don't believe me?!?! Does this look like my guilty face?

  

Oh, and you were looking for your slipper/boot the other day. I hid it. I know how much you love hide and seek. Did you like my hiding spot?

  

 For future reference, that box in the pantry is my favorite place to hide things. Thanks for keeping it right at my level.

Love,
Mollie